DP: Season 1 Haiku

Sam fights for vegans
Tucker fights for carnivores
Dan fights ghostly meat.

Hot girls and dragons
Danny's hormones go beserk
Paulina or Sam?

Skulker the hunter
Is intrigued at the half-ghost
He wants Danny's pelt!

Danny is a tool
Trading friends for bad fashion
Technus is there too.

Danny seeks revenge
Against bullies, and gets it--
But against himself!

A ghostly genie
Gives Tucker Danny's powers
But something goes wrong.

Enter Vlad Masters--
Older half-ghost with a grudge
Against Danny's dad.

Will Dan's folks divorce?
He tries to save their marriage
And gets stuck in jail.

A joy-sucking ghost
Tries to ruin Danny's life.
Jazz keeps his secret.

Tucker's latest crush
Becomes a teen ghost hunter
So she can catch Dan.

Ember, the pop star
Puts a ghost's spell on Danny
Danny/Sam shipping!

The kids all play "Doom"
Until Technus ruins things.
But Dan's stuck at school!

Jazz's first boyfriend:
An already-taken ghost
Danny saves the day.

Dan's time in jail
Comes back to haunt him, no pun
The town now hates him!

On Halloween night,
Dan abuses his powers.
So what else is new?

Vlad Masters returns
To kidnap Dan and his mom.
Neither are amused.

A ghost dates Danny
In the guise of Paulina.
It works!--for a while.

Valerie and Dan
Are forced to work together
To escape Skulker.

Up to his old tricks,
Vlad creates a diversion:
A ransom for Dan!

Gothic ringmaster
Hypnotizes Phantom and
Turns him evil--yay!