Ode to Crazy SocksOde to Crazy Socks by NanoPhantom
Ode to Crazy Socks
Ode to my crazy socks
Where should I start?
How about when I first saw you
Down that aisle at Wal-Mart.
Your purple stripes startled me
I had to take a look
But I couldn't try you on
Because of that darn hook.
I asked my mom to buy you
Since I had no money
She looked up at me and nodded her head,
"Of course I'll buy them, honey."
When we got home, I slipped you on
You put my shoes to shame
Best of all, my brother thought
You looked really lame.
All night long, you were on my feet
Keeping them cozy warm
I even decided to name you
Gary Stu and Norm.
When I woke up, I surprisingly found
My feet were somewhat itchy.
I looked down and wondered
Could my socks be glitchy?
I took you off and cried
Being my melodramatic self.
I wanted to keep you, so I chose
To stick you on the shelf.
Oh crazy socks, love at first sight
So fuzzy, soft, and purpley
I wailed as I put you on the shelf.
How could you do this to me?
I'm Donne, or Donteatacowman.|
I'm female, a weak agnostic, and a vegetarian. I have OCD. I love to write and draw. I think cartoons rock. I have a bizarre interest in ghosts and in psychological problems, especially alternate personalities. In my opinion, coffee is heaven's gift to Earth. I like stuff that's gothish and sometimes dorky.
I do more fanart than "true" art, but it's good practice and a lot of fun. I'm a doodler, not an artiste. I have a lot to learn, but practice makes perfect!
Oh, and I write fanfiction every once in a while, too.
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Medium
Favourite genre of music: Classic rock
Favourite style of art: Cartoons, horror/gothic
Operating System: iMac, Windows netbook
Favourite cartoon character: Danny Phantom
Personal Quote: "Most men lead lives of quiet deperation. Not me. I can be quite loud."